nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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