You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
not ubering you a puppy
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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