I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
