Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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