Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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