That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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