Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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