using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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