I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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