i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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