The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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