just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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