I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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