We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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