god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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