Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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