I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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