So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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