Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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