do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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