Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
