at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
two words...techno handjob
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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