I only kidnapped one of them. chill
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
i believe in u and ur pee
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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