I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
where does the pee come out of this thing
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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