is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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