I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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