Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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