Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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