I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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