When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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