I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
