Already got asked if we're dating
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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