Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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