Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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