You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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