return my video game
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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