Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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