I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We just shotgunned beers for America
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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