omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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