I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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