he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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