One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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