God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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