Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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