what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I have aggressive nipples.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Randomize