Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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