just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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