Got a toothbrush?
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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