Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Holy shit dude........stairs
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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