So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
My vagina just clenched in fear
Randomize
