Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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