But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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