remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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